| omg hi everyone, i am so damn old i forgot i had this, anyways.....i am beating my wrinkley meat so i will talk to you young folk later...
|
| |
| HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. . . . . I wish I was! My name is Bob Miller. I live with my mother and I am 105 yrs of age. I am 10,000pounds Oh and dear old mommy, well lets just say she doesnt like to wake up anymore. I tried a few years ago and she just wouldnt awaken! Oh well. . I still get money from her every few years. I do NOT have a job. I tried to work at a Burger King but ended up eating all the food, therefore putting it out of business. Even though I dont have a job I am still a billionaire!!! SO BRING ON THE CHICKS!! Its all about the Benjamin baby!!Anyways. . . . If you read this from the begining then you are just FUCKING STUPID. I mean come on what the hell is wrong with you. Oh and if you belive this, just do us all a favor and jump off a brodge now. |
| |
